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Radiohead Reunites For Carter Family Tribute Album
HumorAug 1, 2016

Singer: It may be weird later, but the stars agree: Naming your new Fall record Donald Trump Twitter is a solid online marketing strategy for search results.Guitar: All your favorite bands will stay together, but in separate hotels and only for the reunion tour cash out.Ukulele: Fear not, for the moon phases will return next…

Radiohead Reunites For Carter Family Tribute Album
HumorJul 19, 2016

Monday marked the return of the Everbody’s Goin' to Hell ‘Cept Us Reformed Independent Pentecostal Holiness Bible Church of the USA’s youth group from their annual mission trip to Cave City, Kentucky. Youth leader Sidney Duckworth said the youngsters saved at least seven Gothic children and turned three Catholics. Good job, kids! 
In between tent meetings and door knockings,…

Radiohead Reunites For Carter Family Tribute Album
HumorJul 6, 2016

Guitar: The stars apologize for Earth’s lukewarm reaction to your solo acoustic rendition of Hamilton.Singer: Frustrated by audiences at open mics not hearing your transcendent lyrics, this month you will be inspired to form the first screamo folk band. Banjo: During the waxing moon, you’ll celebrate your new publishing deal without realizing it’s basically the same setup…

Radiohead Reunites For Carter Family Tribute Album
HumorJun 20, 2016

Commerce is thriving in Methjaw County, as several businesses have recently opened in the new Bitter End Commercial Trailer Park and Foreigner Trade Zone.The most recent addition to the park is "Hazy Hazel's Kountry Vapors and Kandles" which is owned and operated by Hazel and Ernie Walkinstick. The shop's main feature is a selection of…

Radiohead Reunites For Carter Family Tribute Album
HumorJun 6, 2016

-17 beaded hemp headbands-Bikini bottoms-25 hula-hoops-Heart-shaped Ray Bans-Backup heart-shaped Ray Bans-9 asymmetrical gemstone rings (per hand)-Hella coconut water-Bubbles-Moonstones-Shorts that look like belts-Your mom’s Woodstock sarong-Chihuahua rescue-Boastful yet #grateful hash tags-Friend to sneak you into VIP-Dude who’s crushing you to save spot at the front-Ring pops (for hunger)The above is a work of satire. Any resemblance…

Radiohead Reunites For Carter Family Tribute Album
Radiohead Reunites For Carter Family Tribute Album