Artist: Darrin Bradbury 
Hometown: Ridgewood, NJ
Latest Album: Elmwood Park: A Slightly Melodic Audiobook 
If Jesus, Buddha, Krishna, and Mohammed were in a band together, who would play what? 
I'm not quite sure, but I do know their fans would be quite a handful. Press would be tough being that Mohammed can't take any pictures. The whole thing would be a mess. I wouldn't open for them. The world is a safer place, if they all just focus on their solo careers. 
If you were a candle, what scent would you be?
Coffee & Cigarettes
What literary character or story do you most relate to? 
Some days Calvin, some days Hobbes.
How many pairs of shoes do you own? 
Two: a pair of flip flops and a pair of boots, constantly in flux between extremes.
What's your best physical attribute? 
None of the above or below.
Which is your favorite Revival — Creedence Clearwater, Dustbowl, Elephant, Jamestown, New Grass, Tent, or -ists? 
I'm holding out for the post-modern revival.
Animal, mineral, or vegetable? 
Mineral
Rain or shine? 
Rain, it makes doing nothing easier.
Mild, medium, or spicy?
Trick question: Lemmy is God.
