The Bluegrass Situation

Roots Culture Redefined
  • Methjaw County Gazette: March 16

    Humor

    Easter Time Leads to Communion Shortage Emergency It was big doins at the Everbody’s Goin' to Hell ‘Cept Us Reformed Independent Pentecostal Holiness Bible Church of the USA in downtown Bitter End on Sunday for Easter. Deacons Claude Littlefinger and...

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  • ANNOUNCING: The BGS Midnight Jam at MerleFest 2016

    News

    The BGS is very, very pleased to announce that we will, once again, host the Midnight Jam at MerleFest this year. Our popular Saturday after-hours hootenanny gathers many performers from the festival for impromptu artistic collaborations and one-of-a-kind...

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  • Tantric Sex Now Includes Dueling Solos

    Humor

    Los Angeles, CA -- Citing the striking number of similarities, the Kadampa Meditation Center of Hollywood recently classified onstage, dueling guitar solos as an acceptable form of tantric sex.Essential elements of tantric sex include preparing a space; focusing...

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  • Bluegrass Haikus

    Humor

    With a little help from the Horse Bluegrass lyric-generating Twitter bot...We looked down the lineDear Nellie since I came herePlease don’t ever shineWhen we were happyThe bright lights and bright and gayLast night I know nowIf I could I hearNo...

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  • The Bluegrass Zodiac: March Horoscopes

    Humor

    Accordion: Being told by the stars that fortune is upon you is encouraging, until you realize they’re composed entirely of hot air.Harmonica: You cannot control the past, the future, or the current wave of dopamine you’re riding all the way to the bottom of this...

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