The Bluegrass Situation

Roots Culture Redefined
  • The Bluegrass Zodiac: May Horoscopes

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    Dobro: A carnal fantasy will come true next week; unfortunately, it’s with an old clown behind the ring toss game because the gods thought you meant carnival.Bass: This Thursday, no one will understand why you show up to the party with five jars of mayonnaise.Guitar:...

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  • Band Wife Unaware She’s in an Open Relationship

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    Asheville, NC -- Devoted wife Erin Stanton remained unaware of her open relationship status on Monday night as she awaited the return of her husband from a two-week run of dates with his band.“I know the band isn’t dropping Ben off until nine-ish, but...

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  • Dear Chris Stapleton

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    From: Patrick HaynesTo: Chris StapletonDate: Monday, April 4, 2016 at 11:44 AMSubject: write?Hey man!How’s it going, Chris? I’m in Nashville for a few weeks visiting from L.A. to see if I want to pursue songwriting full-time. I’ve been busking outside the...

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  • The Bluegrass Zodiac: April Horoscopes

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    Singer: Someday your “Southern glass harp” solo will be a huge hit at your neighbor’s annual pickin' party, so keep splashing your way into the middle of that circle with your folding table and memaw’s spittoon collection.Bass: Gear up...

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  • Methjaw County Gazette: March 16

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    Easter Time Leads to Communion Shortage Emergency It was big doins at the Everbody’s Goin' to Hell ‘Cept Us Reformed Independent Pentecostal Holiness Bible Church of the USA in downtown Bitter End on Sunday for Easter. Deacons Claude Littlefinger and...

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