Artist: Colin Halliburton (of the Roseline)
Hometown: Lawrence, KS
Latest Album: Blood
Personal Nickname: Coony (short for Countach — the model of Lamborghini I most embody)
If you had to live the life of a character in a song, which song would you choose?
Bonita Applebum, so I can live as a thick woman coveted by Q-Tip.
Where would you most like to live or visit that you haven’t?
Tokyo, for the cat cafés.
What was the last thing that made you really mad?
God, where do I start with the Cheeto-dusted shit-goblin of a president? Every day there’s something that he does or says that makes me livid.
If you had to get a tattoo of someone’s face, whose would it be?
Easy — I’d get Gucci Mane eating an ice cream cone tattooed on my face.
Whose career do you admire the most?
Musician — Conor Oberst, because he doesn’t seem careerist in the least, and almost always writes pure heat. Person — my sister, who is a midwife in the Bronx.
Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Is this for my OK Cupid profile? I dunno. I little of both, I guess. I’m equally capable of being the life of the party, as I am desperately wanting to leave the party.
What’s your favorite culinary spice?
Szechuan peppercorns because they make your tongue trip balls.
What are you reading right now?
The Girls by Emma Cline
What was your favorite childhood toy?
A pre-war mandolin. Just kidding: I’m pandering to your readership. Probably the original Nintendo Entertainment System.
