All you folks round home know that, in addition to writing down the local breaking news for y'all, we're also International Music Celebrities and Appalachian-American Cultrul Icons. After hundreds of thousands of calls and letters from our fans, and despite the International Bluegrass Music Association's COMMIE CONSPIRYATORIN ANTI-MUSIC Board of Directors not hiring us to…
Singer: You will find you have over-prepared to host the IBMA panel on digital marketing when audience questions are mostly about their AOL dial-up connections. Guitar: Despite their name, you will always be able to find the Milk Carton Kids at the Americana Music Awards show.Ukulele: Using any excuse not to pick out china for the White House, Bill Clinton will…
Singer: Your thesaurus is a great songwriting tool so you will be confused when country radio doesn’t pick up sure-fire hits like “Scuz Street,” “Crossroads of Crud,” and “Dust Bunny Boulevard.”Guitar: Because of the continuing conflation of politics and entertainment, your anti-CMA song will lead to a surprise write-in Congressional seat win in November.Ukulele: Though…
ELECTION SEASON HEATS UPThe elections is heating up here in Methjaw County, and the race for Road Commissioner is the talk of the town.After serving two tomulchulous terms in office, enacting sweeping mailbox right of way variance reforms and surviving three assassination attempts, current Road Commissioner Lulu Thompson is stepping down out of her office…
Singer: It may be weird later, but the stars agree: Naming your new Fall record Donald Trump Twitter is a solid online marketing strategy for search results.Guitar: All your favorite bands will stay together, but in separate hotels and only for the reunion tour cash out.Ukulele: Fear not, for the moon phases will return next…
